Total Medals Earned: 448 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,190 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/20 (375/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 6/14 (60/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Destroy 10 Invaders
Grab 20 body segments
Destroy 50 Invaders
Destroy 100 Invaders
Finish the Easy Game
Finish the Normal Game
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Find the wings.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.